Jan 04 2009
Obama Moves To Washington But No Change At Downing Street
Today marked a new era for the United States. President elect Barack Obama, although already elected, took one more step towards the presidency today as he and his family moved into the Washington area. Amid physical preparations for his move into the White House, Obama and wife Michelle have ensured that they are ready before their official move so that their children can start school on time. Although no political decisions are his just yet, it makes it clear that Americans only have to put up with George W Bush for a few more days before saying goodbye to one of the most idiotic presidents in history.
I make no apology for saying that I have no idea why people would choose to have George Bush in office in the first place given that his geography is sketchy to say the least and the guy managed to provide the media with more blooper clips than every other president that has ever taken up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Looking in from across the pond, I can only imagine it was his family connections that got him into politics in the first place because surely nobody would have accepted him without the Bush name? I’d be more likely to vote for Kermit the Frog. At least Kermit speaks sense every now and again! Apologies to Republicans but he is an idiot… and the laughing stock of the world… or at least he is until you turn your attention to (drum roll please…) Downing Street!
Gordon Brown has today made it clear that an election in 2009 is the furthest thing from his mind and so will no doubt refuse to call one. The scheduled election is not until 2010 but our unelected Prime Minister is determined to hold onto power for as long as he can. I would love nothing more than to see Mr Brown move out of Downing Street but unfortunately we’re stuck with him for the forseeable future… and I think I’m going to need a wall chart to keep track of his mistakes and messes over the coming years. Not only did he say that there will be no election this year, but Mr Brown also decided to defend the action he’ taken to improve the economy in the last few weeks. You know the action he’s talking about… that action he took to stop people losing their jobs and sack the bankers that have gambled our money for too long and the taxes he cut to help us out… Oh wait, I think that must have been a dream! He did none of those things and the country continues to decline.
Just hold an election Gordon Brown and we will happily show you how much we appreciate you by enabling you to move to a brand new house… away from the power that you relish and lord over the little people by ruining us all for generations to come.
